I love Ceasar dressing. It cannot be denied. Give me a head of Romaine and some Ceasar and I'm happy for hours.

The only thing not pleasing about that Ceasar dressing, however, is its label. It states that the cheese within comes from cow's milk.

Cow's. Apostrophe, then the s.

To me, that seems to put a bit of pressure on that one cow.

I can imagine the dialouge:

"That crate of dressing? That's all me."

I don't envy her nipples.